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Joke of the Day
"Can you get a tattoo on your penis? Yea, but it would be hard."
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"What kind of man was Boaz before he got married? Ruth-less."
"What do you call a social networking site for women who love to masturbate? cunterest"
"First cannibal: Come and have dinner in our but tonight. Second cannibal: What are you having? First cannibal: Hard-boiled legs."
"What do sprinters eat before a race? Nothing... they fast."
"All the autotune in the world still doesn't sound as cool as talking into a desk fan."
"Have you heard the slogan for Charles Dickens Brand Hard Cider? There is nothing quite like a hard Dickens' Cider!"
"What do you call an average guy who's happy? Fake and gay"
"I might be schizophrenic , but at least I have each other ."
"I put the ""fun"" in dysfunctional. "