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Joke of the Day
"Can you get a tattoo on your penis? Yea, but it would be hard."
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"Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie? He was too far out, man!"
"Terminator sequels are just dialogue from the first Terminator in different order."
"Hey feminists, 70% of a penny for your thoughts?"
"I failed my audition as Romeo through a misunderstanding over a stage direction. My copy of the script said: 'Enter Juliet from the rear'"
"""I liked small butts. I was lying."" - Sir Mix-A-Lot's teary deathbed confession"
"When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in my face I get concerned about her disproportionate body shape."
"I'm the king of letting my phone ring for a while before I pick it up so it seems like I'm busy"
"Did you hear about the movie ""Constipated"" ??? I heard it hasn't come out yet"
"I recently purchased a teddy bear for 10 And named it Mohammed, then sold it for 20. My question is.....have I made a Prophet?"