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"Pyramid schemes... Wrong on so many levels"
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"NSFW Sex joke: New sex position called the bull rider. Ride a girl doggy style, grab her hair, and whisper in her ear ""I have aids"". See how long you can last."
"Why did the neck bone explode? It was C4."
"Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course? He got a hole in one."
"The Dark Knight Rises.....a porn title that requires no alterations."
"If you watch Wall-E backwards its about a little robot that would rather live alone forever than deal with fat people."
"I was given two t-shirts, a jacket and a sweater. They where shirty gifts."
"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, blocking the tv and getting him shot on Call of Duty."
"My wife has a shell tattood on her upper thigh.. And if you lay your ear on top of it, you can smell the sea."
"People say I'm a completely different person when I'm drunk so technically I'm proud to say I never cheated before!"