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Joke of the Day

"Pyramid schemes... Wrong on so many levels"

"Beer makes me less afraid of clowns."

"[having sex] Me: Oh ya you like that? Her: Deeper! Me: [baritone voice] OH YA YOU LIKE THAT?"

"I've never really been into French Impressionistic music, but lately... ...it's been grabbing me by Debussy."

"Why does Barbie never get pregnant? Because Ken always comes in a different box."

"What kinda psychopath tries to get in touch with someone by calling them on the phone. What is this...1984?"

"Why does Islam get angry if you criticize their religion? Im not sure they always seem to blow things up out of proportion."

"I like to put Aunt Jemima next to the Uncle Ben in my pantry. I'm hoping for a love connection."

"What's the difference between a group of crafty midgets and a jogging club comprised exclusively of women? The former is a band of cunning runts..."

"FYI - so it IS illegal to put a skylight on the 5th floor of an 8th floor apartment building"