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Joke of the Day
"Who annoyed Polyphemus even more then Odysseus? Nobody"
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"A blonde joke"
"I broke up with my gym. We were just not working out."
"What do books have that Mexicans don't? Papers."
"Teacher - how did our grandparents kill time without smartphones or internet ? Student- I've already asked this question to my mum, her 5 brothers and 7 sisters !!"
"Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocain during his root canal work? He wanted to transcend dental medication."
"It's not a bad movie, but it is hard to believe a character named Captain America wouldn't be morbidly obese."
"What salesman has the slickest line? A hair grease salesman."
"When you lose one sense other senses are enhanced... that's why if you lose your sense of humor your sense of asshole is enhanced."
"[laser tag] Instructor: Dude, you're not gonna run out of ammo Me [strapping bayonet to the end of gun]: let's just agree to disagree"