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Joke of the Day

"Who annoyed Polyphemus even more then Odysseus? Nobody"

"What's 10 foot long and stinks of piss? Old folk doing the conga."

"They irony of being hit by a Dodge."

"You guys know monogamy is NOT a type of wood, right?!?"

"Yo mama is so fat.. When she goes to McDonalds and order 20 Burgers , 30 fries and 100 pieces of nuggets, they still ask her . ""Having here or take away? ""."

"Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her."

"How's it hanging? directly below the point of suspension"

"Is there a big difference between Alan and Robin Thicke Or is it just a blurred line?"

"Quasimodo walks into a pub Goes up to the bar and asks for a scotch whiskey. Barman asks ""bells alright?"" Quasimodo snaps ""mind your own fucking business"""

"Do you think that a funeral director signs his letters with ' yours eventually'?"