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Joke of the Day
"I am not a vegetarian because i love animals but i am a vegetarian because i hate plants"
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"Close the door. You're letting the wifi out."
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"Vaccine to cooties 4chan"
"If Batman and Catwoman had a kid it would be called Batcat; or the more unfortunate ManWoman."
"How is Halloween celebrated in Kentucky? pumpkin"
"Wife opening mail to spouse: ""The bank says that this is our last notice. Isn't it wonderful that they're not going to bother us anymore?'"
"Jenna Jameson to Oprah, ""There's a little bit of Jenna Jameson in everyone."" I'm pretty sure she got that backwards."
"What's the difference between Donald Trump and a bucket of shit? The Bucket"
"We lost a planet but gained a zodiac sign. I guess that's a good constellation prize."