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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alfred ! Alfred who ! Alfred of the dark !"
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"What does Batman do with all his spare money? He makes it wayne"
"That moment. You're driving, music blaring singing at the top of your lungs. You're a rockstar till the music cuts out & you hear your voice"
"What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Their last big hit was the wall."
"To the first two people who thought Superman was a bird or plane... why the hell were you so excited?"
"Q: Did you hear Chrysler is introducing a new car to commemorate President Clinton's election? A: It's gonna be called the Dodge Drafter!"
"What did the nihilist wish for on his birthday?"
"So a Priest says to a Rabbi.... ""Hey, we should go fuck those kids..."" and the Rabbi says: ""Outta what?"""
"Jesus walks into a hotel He throws a bag of nails on the counter and says, ""Can you put me up for the night?"""
"How deep is the ocean? A shark spooked him while he was surfing."