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Joke of the Day
"How do you know if your wife is dead? Sex is the same, but the dishes are piling up."
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"Why do mice have small balls? Not many of them know how to dance."
"There are 10 types of genders in the world... Gender binary, and, well, the joke still makes sense if you didn't get the first part."
"Co-worker playfully snapped my suspenders and now everyone in the office knows my safe word."
"Did you know our brains are 75% fat? Thinking about putting mine on a diet."
"Wanna hear a joke about the eleventh letter of the alphabet? No? K."
"Math problem: Q: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? A: Diabetes. John has diabetes."
"Why can't Admiral Ackbar fly to Hawaii? ""Aloha Ackbar"" doesn't go over well at the airport"
"My wife: ""vacation sex really is the best!"" Worst postcard I ever received."
"What's the difference between parsley.... and pussy? Nobody eats parsley anymore."