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Joke of the Day
"Why did the frog cross the road.... Because he was taped to the chicken."
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"What's SpongeBob's worst personality trait? He's way too self-absorbent"
"Heard a newsreader relaying the news that Richie Benaud had died and I thought to myself ""What a fine delivery that was"""
"I went to a space museum, because they where having a prize drawing for a car. I didn't win the car but they gave me a constellation prize."
"What's the difference between Myspace and My space? One Space."
"DATE: [whispering in my ear] i've got a secret ME: [also whispering] is it tacos DATE: [giggles] no ME: can it be tacos"
"What do you call a row of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare-line!"
"Why does Mexico do so poorly in the Olympics? Because everybody who can run, jump, or swim is already in America."
"What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team? The guy would survive the first round."
"I was walking in a cemetery this morning and I spotted a bloke hiding behind a gravestone. I said, ""Morning.""He replied, ""No, just having a shit."""