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Joke of the Day
"Why'd the apple jump in the grinder? He was suicider."
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"Everyone hates the word moist until they eat a very dry muffin."
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"Q: What goes VROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECHVROOM SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light."
"Forget the Home Alone parents forgetting their kid. Why the hell do they own a bunch of mannequins?"
"She wanted me to spice things up in bed. But my Jalapenis just burnt her."
"Whats Super Mario's Favorite Website? Yahoo!"
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"Hillary is a great female candidate. She really puts the ""Emale"" in ""Female""."
"Those are the whitest teeth I've cum across today."