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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a dragon that eats 100 Viagra and washes it down with gasoline? Burnt dick"

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"so I saw an ad on ebay about a book on how to scam on ebay so i bought it.. It still hasn't arrived."
"""White Purr!"" - Ku Klux Kat"
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"What kind of candy is Hitler? A Jew-breaker!"
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"Anita Sarkeesian and Zoe Quinn walk into the UN.. Then proceed to lecture them on bullying."
"How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? (NSFW) It depends on how hard you throw them."
"Why did the grape cross the road? To get away from the grapefruit."