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Joke of the Day

"Saw a blonde taking a milk bath... I said: Is it pasturized? She said: No silly, it's only up to my tits."

"What's white, plastic, and not suitable for ages 5 and under? Michael Jackson"

"*Date with a boy I dated when we went to kindergarden* *puts two big bowls of worms and mudwater on the table* Him-YUCK!!! Me-You've changed"

"A guy walks into a bar... He says ""ouch!"" and grabs his forehead."

"Half-Life 3 is getting made."

"What did one lesbian frog say to the other lesbian frog? Hey! We really DO taste like chicken!"

"What do you see when the Pillsbury Doughboy bends over? Doughnuts. My favorite joke of all time."

"What do you call a retired comedian? Comedy mold."

"Al Pacino's brother is steaming that his parents... named him Cap."

"What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day? A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk."