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Joke of the Day

"A majority of my fortune will be spent accurately recreating the obstacle courses of Nickelodeon shows from my childhood."

"I'm about to have sex with my second cousin. Hopefully she's as good as the first one."

"What's the difference between a black man and a pile of dog shit? The shit will eventually turn white and go away"

"Whats the difference between a Ginger and a Shoe ? The shoe has a sole"

"Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro? They don't believe in higher power."

"Blonde Brain Cells Q: How do blondes' brain cells die? A: Alone."

"If superman were evil he'd be the man of steal"

"The other night I went out on a blind date Well it didn't start out that way, she had mace."

"fat girls with small boobs are the reason i have trust issues"

"[text] Her: I picked up buffalo wings. Me: * moves furniture around * rolls out plastic sheeting"