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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why do men become smarter during sex? A: Because they are plugged into a genius."
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"student: may i use the bathroom? Teacher: as long as you can recite the alphabet. Student: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz Teacher: wheres the p? Student: running down my leg."
"If women want to be treated as equals to men, we're going to need to start seeing a lot more deadbeat moms and manizers."
"12 year old girls are an untapped market."
"Wanna hear a word I just made up? Plagiarism Credit: http://www.tickld.com/x/the-25-best-two-line-jokes-ever-14-is-priceless"
"I've been eating nothing but chicken for the past few days and I finally went to the bathroom. The stench was fowl."
"I like my women like Hawaii... Warm, wet, and Asian."
"What do you call a greedy crab? Shell fish......"
"I caught a sea bass once. I wanted to mount it... But there were people watching."
"Just pressed a picture of my new Corvette against the glass of the shark tank at the aquarium & said ""You guys ain't shit."""