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Joke of the Day
"The Barman says, ""We don't serve superluminal particles in here."" A tachyon walks into a bar."
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"I think the girl I just met may be a goddess... because even though she's never talked to me, later tonight billions will be massacred by my hand in her name."
"Nickelback jokes are the Nickelback of jokes."
"Tectonic Plates One tectonic plate said to the other, ""I'm addicted to crack"". The other said, ""It's your fault"""
"The travel toothbrush has to be the greatest invention ever. Can you imagine having to lug around one of those regular heavy ones?"
"I think the best thing about being a house wife is that you would get to be married to a house!"
"What's the difference between a black guy and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four."
"Being fat is just a giant trophy for all of the awesome food you ate."
"""Siri, do you have free will?"" ""I am programmed to say 'Yes'."""
"What is David Bowie's favourite energy drink? Redbull Redbull"