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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a tropical depression on a SE Asian island? Malaise-ia"

"Money doesn't buy happiness? Well it buys a jet ski. Have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski? It's impossible to be sad on a jet ski."

"A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar The bar tender looks at him for a few seconds and finally says "" alright, you can stay..just don't start anything"""

"Q: What did the blind German say? A: I can Nazi you!"

"*writes ""with my squad"" under a picture of me and several cats"""

"What makes you sweat during the summer? A sweater."

"A bear and a rabbit are pooping next to each other. The bears asks: ""Does your fur stick to the poop?"" The rabbit replied with: ""Of course not."" Then the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit."

"Him: You were supposed to do something about the groundhog under the deck. Me: I did. I named him Lord Melbourne. He likes Cocoa Puffs."

"Q: Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins? A: She couldn't figure out who the other mother was."

"I'll bet the first ever drive thru window resulted in an incredible amount of broken glass."