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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about the new broom they invented? Its sweeping the nation"
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"A dirty joke A pig rolled in the mud"
"I've been told I'm condescending. (That means I talk down to people.)"
"What sound does and alcohlic train make? Chug chug chug chug chug chug... I'll show myself out."
"What did the idiot do after seeing a joke that wasn't very funny? Downvote it."
"Just a reminder: please do not post any jokes regarding the German highway system. You will be Autobahn'd."
"The downside of robotic limb replacements is that they cost an arm and a leg The upside of robotic limb replacements is that they cost an arm and a leg"
"How is prison like quidditch? The game ends when they catch the snitch"
"One time I told my blind Nana to go on a seafood diet... She died a week later."
"What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist? By selling your guitar."