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Joke of the Day

"Why did the hen fall in the well? she couldn't see that well"

"That moment you are trying to figure out if you are Joey, Ross, or Chandler and you realize you're Gunther."

"I really need someone to follow me around Target to say ""No. No. Put that back. You don't need that. You already have 4 of those at home."""

"So, this guy comes home to find his house was broken into and someone stole all his lamps. He was delighted."

"I like how Band-Aids come in 2 varieties: Stays on For a Second Before Falling Off or Needs WD-40 For Removal From Skin."

"I bet if Amy Winehouse had changed her name to Amy Lemonadehouse, she'd still be alive today."

"What do all 'Tickle Me Elmo' toys receive before leaving the factory? Two test tickles."

"Facebook has pretty much made it impossible to ever again say, ""I had no idea it was your birthday!"""

"Ok how about a nail polish line for office ladies with colors like Legal pad, Non-dairy creamer, Mug stain, Excel, Boss neck..."

"ISIS I Saw I Shot. Then Iran. Cuz I'm a cowardly bitch."