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Joke of the Day
"What did Michael Jackson have in common with Target? Boys clothes half off."
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"What do you call a boring banana? unaPEELING"
"We do apathetic derision better than any nation on earth. Probably. Can't be arsed to find out...and all statisticians are cunts."
"Got so high last night we searched for my friend for half an hour while he helped us look"
"Men are like cement. After getting laid they take a long time to get hard."
"My friend was in a terrible accident, and now has to breathe through a straw ...you could say he sucks at life."
"If you're having trouble with using the correct your/you're, just use ""ur"" because ur a retard."
"What does the Indian chef do in his spare time? It's naan of your business!!!"
"What did the bartender say to the alien? ""You're drunk ET, go home!"""
"I thought I had ADD because I have a hard time concentrating when I read books. But it turns out I'm just lazy and not very smart. Phew!"