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Joke of the Day

"I'd only marry someone if they seemed like they'd be pretty easygoing during our divorce."

"Why did the farmer's house catch on fire? He left his home on the range."

"The past, present, and future walks into a bar. It was tense."

"What was the statistician's favorite herb? Bayes-il"

"On Halloween I'm going to let kids decide between raisins and a toothbrush so they know what we're going through with this election."

"Why shouldn't you change around a Pokemon? Because he might peek at chu."

"If we start calling it 'potato juice', Vodka becomes a health drink. RIGHT??"

"What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare-line."

"Why did the lost tourist cross the road? The chicken looked like he knew where he was going."

"The main reason that Santa is so jolly ... is because he knows where all the bad girls live."