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Joke of the Day
"Do I look like a fan to you? Because you seem so much cooler when I'm around."
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"Where would be a good place to find 25 million north korean jokes? In north korea itself."
"Why did two owls get arrested for the same crime? They were in ca*hoots*."
"Oldest known British Joke from 10th century AD. What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before? A key"
"What is Hitler's IP address? holocalhost"
"Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana ?"
"I don't throw gang signs. I'm Scottish. I throw bricks :)"
"The Hobbit 4: Bilbo's relatives auction off his stuff Bilbo puts on his ring One by one, his relatives die under mysterious circumstances"
"fortune cookie- You will not die alone but with many many cat... cat: LOL THAT'S SO YOU!"
"If Hillary wins I'm moving to Benghazi at least she'll ignore me there!"