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Joke of the Day

"Love is all fun and games until someone loses an eye or gets pregnant."

"The phrase ""you two deserve each other"" sounds like a compliment, but never is."

"Germany vows revenge after Brazil's goal yesterday This must not go unpunished"

"If a dog is on a submarine..... Is it a Subwoofer?"

"How did the Mathematician relieve his constipation? He worked it out with a pencil!"

"Is it true that you can get an STD from public toilets? Only if you sit down before the last guy has gotten up."

"fun prank: text a girl ""we need to talk right now"" and then throw your phone into a river"

"I'm addicted to drinking brake fluid. But I can stop anytime."

"Just saw a kid with a protest sign that said ""I AM VERY GOOD AT KARATE"" and I'll regret for the rest of my life that I didn't get a picture"

"What's the shortest book in the world? Deutscher Humor!"