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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a pessimistic clone? A repli-can't!"
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"*talking to mailman* So are you like, made of mail? *mailman laughs* ""sure, kid"" So that must mean.. *fireman & garbageman walk by* Holy shi"
"The average woman would rather be beautiful, than smart ...because the average man can see better than he can think"
"Julius Caesar sashays into a bar. He holds up two fingers and says ""Five beers, please!"""
"Once Chuck Noris .... Once Chuck Noris had sex in a pick up truck ... today the truck is known as Optimus Prime."
"*sees a babe about to walk through a puddle* ""No no, allow me"" *gets on hands and knees and drinks the entire puddle so the babe stays dry*"
"Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory? He threw out all the computers with ""dy"" on them."
"Beautiful people are not always good, but good people are always beautiful."
"GENIE: you have three wishes. ME: sweet, I wish for pie. GENIE: okay, whatever, you have 3.14 wishes."
"What did one candle say to the other Will you go out with me tonight?"