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"""Here taste this "" followed by a 32 minute speech on all the ingredients."
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"What did the passive aggressive raven say to Edgar Allen Poe? ""...ugh nevermind"""
"What kind of physician works on a cruise liner? A dry doc."
"if i was a klingon the first thing i would do is grow out my bangs"
"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only two, but you can't get them out."
"Me: Hi. Can I help you? Him: I'm here about the wanted ad for the one night stand Me: Great. Where is it? Him: What? Me: The nightstand."
"I've lost all my pokemon cards in a house fire... I've only got Ash now."
"Wes Craven died? Well that sucks, I sure wes craven another scary movie..."
"Women are equal and deserve respect Just kidding they should suck my dick"
"""you yelled 'this is not my daddy!' when i picked you up to leave the store. you're lucky i let you live"" -how dad signs my birthday cards"