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Joke of the Day
"""Here taste this "" followed by a 32 minute speech on all the ingredients."
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"south park buzz bazinga punk!"
"So I shot my first turkey for thanksgiving today... It scared the hell out of the people in the frozen foods section though."
"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. But why are you walking around giving men fish? That's weird, dude."
"I posted this joke 3 days ago Fucking FedEx"
"Talk to your kids about drugs. Learn which drugs are cool rn. You don't wanna be a nerd parent"
"I used to be called the mushroom in high school Because I was a real fungi. (Don't hate me)"
"No tables? Maybe THIS will change your mind [slides maitre d' piece of paper that says ""It's my birthday""]"
"[Safari] ""Remember, when you're near water beware of wild hippos."" Don't worry, I'm prepared for that. *shows handful of white marbles*"
"He who goes to sleep face down... Crack up."