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Joke of the Day
"How come nobody tells ""Nacho"" jokes anymore? They're too cheesy."
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"Me: I'm not going to drink in 2017 *in hospital 3 days later* Doctor: You have to drink water you idiot"
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"Socialist jokes are not funny Unless everyone gets them."
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"Sometimes I think to myself... and then other times I don't"