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Joke of the Day
"How come nobody tells ""Nacho"" jokes anymore? They're too cheesy."
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"So my wife walked in on me blowdrying my crotch... And asked me what I was doing. ""Just warming up breakfast for you, honey."" First post, hope I'm doing this right."
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"My wife was so sick this morning... that I had to carry her to the kitchen to make my breakfast."
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"In Soviet Russia, Romans do as we do."