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Joke of the Day

"Q: How does a horny guy spell relief? A: B-L-O-N-D-E."

"My normally calm bull got angry today. It certainly was a red flag."

"Why can't Californians stop at stop signs? I don't know and this is not a laughing matter."

"Why did the snail drink beer? To come out of its shell!"

"Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? The cow has the udder."

"My new neighbour is fat, obnoxious and loud... Now I know how Canada feels"

"What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader ? A spooksman !"

"Can anyone help me with starting a rocket science club at school? I'm having trouble getting it off the ground."

"Why do jews get so little annuity? Because they only worked from 38 to 45"

"....and that's how I ended up laying on the bedroom floor with a potato stuck in my ass."