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Joke of the Day

"An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk in to a bar.. Barman says ""What is this, some kind of joke?"""

"Kids these days have Wikipedia... When I was a kid, all I had was a drunk uncle."

"ISIS new way of recruitment ISIS leader posted a job offer for new workers : "" Need somebody with a head on his shoulders """

"What do you call a french racist? A beget!"

"I came up with a suspenseful joke about cheese... Queso here it goes...."

"If at first you don't succeed, GREAT. Now you know not to waste your time on that ever again. Fuck that shit. Lesson learned."

"Fortune Teller I told my friend that my dream was to be a cola drinking fortune teller but I knew it would never happen. He told me to stop being pepsimisstic."

"My wife is getting rid of all the clutter. If you see the kids and me standing out by the street, it means we didn't make the cut this year."

"What do you call?? What do you call a French terror attack in America? Opening day for Batman"

"LPT: Converting your dishwasher into a snow blower! Give the bitch a shovel!"