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Joke of the Day
"Horses are very contrarian... No matter what you ask them, all they say is ""neigh."""
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"Someone asked me what the sound of one hand clapping was so I slapped his face."
"Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple store? For the watch"
"Why are most reactionists black? Because stealing is the only thing they can do."
"I just did 50 crunches in an hour... the wrappers are everywhere."
"If I had to list one thing I'm truly outstanding at I think it would be ripping open resealable bags so they are no longer sealable."
"Did you hear the founders of New York City were Jewish..... Who else can buy the most valuable land in the world for 26 seashells."
"What is your favorite ""There are two kinds of people..."" joke? My favorite is ""There are two kinds of people...those who cheat at 7-up, and god damned liars."""
"Pro tip: ""Hold my drink"" is not a proper response to ""License and registration, please."" ...... apparently."
"When she screams ""deeper!""... ...but you already have a degree in philosophy."