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Joke of the Day
"Kid: ... Me: ... Kid: ... Me: ... Kid: ... Me: ... Kid: I just wanted to see you. [4:07 am]"
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"YOUR MUMS SO FAT...... your mums so fat she makes the moon look small"
"Its weird that goldfish will eat other goldfish but wont eat goldfish crackers. Life sure is complicated sometimes."
"What do you call a letter that was sent to a man by a feminist? Hate male."
"Why doesn't Dubai screen 'The Flintstones'? Because Abu Dhabi doooo."
"The inventor of the air conditioner has died. Thousands of fans attended his funeral."
"How crazy is it that we used to say ""three and a half inch floppy"" with a straight face"
"Since it's impossible to know which period of my life is the middle, I've decided to have an ongoing crisis."
"One a scale of keystone light to jaeger how drunk are you sir? PANCAKE ok I need you to step out of the car"
"My girlfriend is like my self-esteem I have none"