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Joke of the Day

"Its going down, basement. Friday the 13th guess whos playing Jason? Tuck yourself in you better hold on to your teddy. Its Nightmare on Elm street and guess whos playing Freddy?"

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"Mom, i'm going out -You are not going out with that mini skirt. -But why? -Because they can see your balls, David."
"What do you call an expensive circumcision? A bloody rip-off"
"How do you feed a skyscraper? ""Here comes the aeroplane!"""
"The difference between the Pope and your boss. The Pope only expects you to kiss his ring. "
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"Best Christmas ever. We decided to go to the casino for the day. Happy Birthday Jesus. No whammies."
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