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Joke of the Day
"How do barmen surf the web? On the Gin-ternet."
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"I'm too young to be too old for everything."
"What does RoboCop use for fuel? Petroleum"
"What do you call it when someone leaves at the first sign of a hurricane? A premature evacuation."
"girl at restaurant: ""Are you Tony Hawk?"" me: ""Yes."" her: ""Why?"" I had no idea how to answer."
"Just once when someone says, ""Is anyone there?"" in a scary movie, I want the villain to be like. ""What up. I'm over here. You got me."""
"How do you get people to pirate an album? Release it on TIDAL"
"Captain Ahab's crew were highly efficient sailors In fact, they were running like a whale oiled machine."
"What's Lil Wayne's Favorite French Movie? AMELIE AMELIE AMELIE AMELIE AMELIE AMELIE AMELIE AMELIE AMELIE AMELIE"
"What do you call always having a date for New Year's Eve? Social Security."