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Joke of the Day

"As an artist, I'm not comfortable drawing people's butts. You gotta draw the line somewhere.."

"My neighbor was going out of town and asked if I'd feed their cat. I said sure... ...to what?"

"What's do call a masrbating cow? Beef stroganoff..."

"what do people in the German Alps say before they are about to do something crazy? YO-da-lay-hee-LO"

"My grandfather once told me 'When i was your age, I thought I was going to be 10 all my life too. So I said 'And when I was your age, I didn't believe in reincarnation either'."

"A giraffes' tongue is 18 inches long. Good thing it's not 12 inches long. Otherwise, it would be a foot."

"Heard about the blonde that sold her car for GAS Money..."

"EXEPT FOR TWO THINGS Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet"

"Did you hear about the new tractor movie? I heard it has a good trailer."

"I scaled Everest! And I give nicknames to fish."