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Joke of the Day
"How many cops does it take to push a black guy down the stairs? None, he 'fell'."
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"My grandpa may be having trouble with his memory, but he still has a great sense of humor. He just told me this one: Why was the broom late for work? Because 7,8,9"
"""The world is full of nice people. If you can't find one, be one!"""
"There are two kinds of countries in this world. Those who use the metric system. And those who have landed a man on the moon."
"What do you call a magic dog in French? A magi-chien."
"Why did the feminist sign up for football? She wanted to be the center of attention."
"If i was stranded on an island with a fully functioning plane and a runaway,, I'd still be stranded on an island."
"What is a ginger author doing when they plant a misleading clue in their book? Red hairing."
"What do you call an Asian-Indian man, who is standing on one leg? Balan Singh"
"A satyr walks into a bar... (that's the whole joke)"