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Joke of the Day
"Did you know Sasha Grey retired? It's fine though, at least she went out with a bang!"
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"I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia where I deny the existence of certain 80s bands. there is no cure."
"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? Denim, denim, denim."
"""Inside Amy Schumer"" is funny... As it's a show I never wish to watch, and a place I never wish to be."
"how do you tell the difference between an extroverted engineer and an introverted engineer? the extroverted engineer looks at *your* shoes."
"So I was watching gay porn yesterday... And I saw my doppelwanger."
"why dont they have drivers ed and sex ed on the same day in mexico? it's too hard on the donkey"
"What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party? ""You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior."""
"If a spider gets bitten by a radioactive teenager does it become super sulky?"
"What's the odd one out? What's the difference between your meat, you wife, an egg and a blowjob? You can beat your meat, your wife and an egg, but you can't beat a blowjob!"