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"Alway be nice to anyone that has full unhindered access to your toothbrush."
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"I love Halloween... It's the only time of the year that I can lure young children in with candy without using my van."
"I make more Freudian slips before 9am than most people do all gay."
"How do you comfort a grammar Nazi? ""...They're, their, there."""
"Made this up at lunch So a man robs a bank with a condom on his head. He then yells: ""This is a Stick-Up!"""
"Q. What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? A. His wife is good at picking out clothes."
"You know how light travels faster than sound? That's why some people seem bright until they start speaking."
"If you use a lighter on a cigar, a man will smoke for a day If you use a lighter on a man, he'll smoke for the rest of his life."
"Q: How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day? A: They are both up to something."
"The other day I went to the doctors office. The doctor said to me, ""You've got to stop masturbating."" I replied, ""What? Why?"" The doctor answered, ""So I can examine you."""