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Joke of the Day

"What does a gay horse eat? Cum"

"What Mrs. Dumpty gave Humpty?"

"In space they just call it ""Jam"""

"You know what they say about living on Navy ships? It has its ups and downs."

"According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday."

"Riff Raff should name his next album ""Street Rat."" 'Cause I won't buy that."

"Harry Potter lost his virginity on a magical evening. Or, as they say in Hogwarts, a Wednesday."

"I walked into the boss's office and handed him a pear. ""What's this for?"" He asked. ""A pay rise."" I replied. ""My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you."""

"what do you call a slutty french fry? a potat-hoe"

"Henry VIII would be glad to know that in a post-Game Of Thrones world he actually seems pretty chill"