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Joke of the Day

"Okay stranger, it's clear that we walk at the exact same pace, speed up or at least hold my hand."

"What did Jesus say to the Eskimos? Many are cold, but few are frozen."

"A Halloween Limerick A lady vampire named Mable Had a period that was awfully stable. So once a full moon She took out her spoon And drank herself under the table."

"My girlfriend Likes to dress up like her self and act like a bitch."

"It looks like we got about 4 inches of snow last night ... Or as my boyfriend calls it... 7."

"Why aren't PhDs real doctors? Because real doctors have cures."

"I hate all the ""creepy clown"" news. I'm having a clown solidarity march at dusk near an abandoned insane asylum. Need a calliope player."

"Your posts make me wish I couldn't read."

"My dads favorite When you're kissing with your honey and your nose is kinda runny you may think its kinda funny but it's not"

"I heard Plexiglass coffins are making a comeback, but... Remains to be seen."