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Joke of the Day
"My wife fell down a wishing well... I was amazed, I never knew they worked."
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"History Teacher: what ended in 1918 ? Student: 1917"
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"Actually, there are but two types of people Those who can extrapolate from limited data ..."
"You could be a ""Before"" model."
"My wife complains that I never open the car door for her, but when I do she's all, ""Stop it, you're driving too fast! We're on a bridge!"""
"i just found that children's tylenol is made for children, not out of children, and i feel relieved. but that could just be the tylenol..."
"Why do prostitutes hate hot dogs? Because the vender always forgets to put on CONDOMents. Goddamn, hat joke was bad"
"What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with ""N"" and ends with ""R""? Neighbor"