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Joke of the Day

"Black Joke Why do black people have nice clothes, expensive jewelry, and drive fancy cars with rims but live in crappy houses/apartments? -They haven't figured out how to steal houses yet."

"A man once called a pier the ugliest eyesore he'd ever seen, but was then never seen again. I guess you could say he diss-a-pier-ed."

"What do chemists say when they smell something that they don't like? Pu"

"What's a vegetarian policeman's favourite meal? Caesar Salad"

"How did the mermaid get into a car crash? ...because she was fish tailing!"

"You're like a dream. Not there when I wake up."

"I suffer from premature procrastination. It's when you procrastinate before even receiving a task..."

"Why the F1 driver doesn't get along with his crew? He has thrust issues."

"What happens when a midget smokes weed? He gets medium."

"A cop just knocked on my front door. He told me my dog was chasing someone on a bike. Told the cop it wasn't my dog, he doesnt even own a bike."