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Joke of the Day

"Black Joke Why do black people have nice clothes, expensive jewelry, and drive fancy cars with rims but live in crappy houses/apartments? -They haven't figured out how to steal houses yet."

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"I went to a seafood disco last night... ... I pulled a muscle."
"I got a Rolex for his birthday from the lesbians next door. I think they misunderstood me when I said I wanna watch."
"What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape? What are your Hemsworth?"
"What do you call a bear with no teeth? A faggot with dentures."
"If a malevolent demon is watching you sleep, simply go to Settings > General > Privacy > Malevolent Demon Who Watches You Sleep (Deactivate)"
"Q: What's faster than a black man stealing a T.V? A: His brother running with the V.C.R"
"I can swallow two pieces of string and make them come out an hour later tied together I SHIT YOU KNOT"
"What's the difference between the space shuttle and a 2.5 kiloton bomb? The crew."
"Why don't you come sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that pops up?"