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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between sand and period blood? I can't gargle with sand."
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"Scientists just announced the discovery of another planet in our solar system They're calling it Plu-two"
"Ancient Chinese proverb say man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day"
"The Fish Net Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann? A lot of little holes tied together with strings. replied the little girl."
"Whats the difference between a Mexican and a power tool? Power tools are found inside the Home Depot."
"My 6 yr old asked me if ""satire"" is like a ""flat tire."" I told him no. People know how to handle a flat tire."
"Yes or no question On a scale of 1-10, what is your favorite color in the alphabet?"
"During my school days I was living on baked beans. A house would probably have been a smarter option."
"I stopped fighting my inner demons; We're totes BFFs now."
"I already won the lottery. I'm a white male born in the USA."