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Joke of the Day

"Let's hope no one builds a convenience store inside a volcano because that doesn't seem like it would be convenient at all."

"What do you call a woman without a clitoris? Doesn't matter. She's not coming. Bonus: Check out the anti joke version on /r/antijokes."

"I don't have a problem sharing my funny stuff with ya'll here as you c0py & paste to your Facebook, it's the damn Twitter crew I can't stand with their self righteousness and egos."

"Funny joke. TheFineBrothers."

"I used to have black friends. Until my dad sold them all."

"equality A woman's work is never done, that's why they earn less."

"just got up in the middle of breakfast and left my mom in the restaurant because she complimented this guys trump hat"

"If you love someone, set them free. If they come back with two police officers, you'll know that setting them free was a bad idea."

"Want to know the secret to killing two birds with one stone? Throw it twice."

"Remember when we used to call the ""self check-out"" - 'Theft'?"