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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a stolen Tesla Car? Edison."
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"I just found out I stayed in the same hotel room as royalty. The dope left his bible behind"
"Q: What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? A: I wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face..."
"Your ex is posting passive-aggressive spiritual memes again"
"A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions which your wife asks for nothing."
"What did the right breast say to the left breast in the mirror? You look like a right tit in that."
"How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb? One. He just puts it in the socket and lets the world turn around him."
"What is a pirate's favorite element? Argon"
"Why are atoms so serious? Because they're no laughing matter."
"A dyslexic man walks into a bra. ""Watch where you're going!"" exclaims the woman. ""Sorry, I'm dyslexic and I thought this was a bar, can I get you a drink?"""