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Joke of the Day

"There's two things I hate.... ...Racists and black people"

"Did you hear about greek porn? They can't do money shots anymore"

"Me: what do you want for breakfast? 7: a bowl of sugar Me too kid, me too"

"I'd like to teach you how to win any argument. Unfortunately my wife won't teach me her technique."

"Spanish joke Guy asks his friend ""Como se escribe nariz en ingles?"" ""No se"""

"So, a seal walks into a club..."

"I went into the library and asked if they had a copy of the book, ""How to spot a lady-boy"". He said, ""I'm sure we do, it's probably tucked away somewhere"". I said ""That's the one""."

"Neo Nazi? Morpheus unhappy."

"Girlfriend Pissing You Off? Text her ""He's busy"" and turn your phone off."

"ok he'res funny joke lol."