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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that gullible is the only English word that is not in the dictionary? I'm serious, it isn't. Go look it up and see for yourself."

"Kissing is weird as hell. ""Um I really like you so I'm going to taste the inside of your face for a little while."""

"What do you say when your girlfriend accuses you of being an ass man? I'm anything but."

"Anyone know if Flava Flav survived the weekend's Daylight Savings switchover?"

"What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home? Echo-location, location, location (Replace ""bat"" with ""zubat"" if you wish.)"

"Jokes on jokes Why did the cabbage whistle? Because it saw the salad dressing"

"It's going to take 14 years to put Harriet on the $20? I've got a friend in Chesterfield Square who can print some off in an hour.."

"What we can say Black people are allowed to say the n-word while white people can't. But white people can say things that black people can't. Like ""thanks for the warning officer"" and ""hi dad"""

"Look, mom, we can keep arguing about whether or not 28 is too old to live your parents but it's not gonna help us find my iguana any faster."

"Don't just assume I'm crazy. Let this wedding album I photoshopped you into speak for itself."