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Joke of the Day
"Don't just assume I'm crazy. Let this wedding album I photoshopped you into speak for itself."
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"A new sickness has been found and researchers report it infects only the nose. According to them, this is a full-blown disease."
"Why is Xbox 360's successor called Xbox One and not Xbox 720? Cos 720 is 1"
"""my son, can I ask why you're carrying two HUGE crucifixes?"" Well father, I've been... Double-crossed *God starts breakdancing*"
"SC shooting suspect Dylan Roof has been apprehended. He was charged with impersonating a police officer."
"What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet? If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again"
"Why was the doctor forced to leave work early? The hospital ran all out of patience"
"Reception Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent."
"A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner. The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top. ""Och, I look like a pig!"" The man nods, ""And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"""
"To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: You can hide, but you can't run."