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Joke of the Day

"A man gave his dog a bone... and was subsequently charged and tried with beastiality."

"If Trump gets elected... ...it will be the first time in History that a billionaire moves into public housing vacated by a black family."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, there's no need for a lightbulb with a glass ceiling."

"Where do psychopaths shop? In sainsburys *i understand that if your not from the UK this joke probably won't make sense, or it's just not funny*"

"Moon rock versus Earth rock Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock? Because it's a little meteor."

"When I get naked in the bathroom, the shower usually gets turned on."

"*first date (Me, texting) This is awful. She's boring, has no sense of humor & rude Her: You know you speak out loud when you text, right?"

"I only have two feelings, it's either ""I'm hungry"" or ""I shouldn't have eaten this much"""

"You never know what you've got until... you clean your room."

"If you want to use excessive force and get away with it too. Just join your local police force."