92176
Joke of the Day
"You never know what you've got until... you clean your room."
Next Joke
"Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for ""Pooh."""
"I like my women like I like my antiques. . . Oriental and fragile."
"Friend: ""Omg, your parents are so nice!"" ... You: ""It's because you`re here.."""
"How do you turn German beer into American Beer? Drink it"
"I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey But then I turned myself around. So that's what it's all about."
"Direct from my 8-year old: How do nursing babies blow their noses? With breast tissue."
"You Can't spell ADVERTISEMENTS without semen between the tits!"
"Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera? Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time."
"My girlfriend snores very loudly Guess she knows how to sleep soundly"