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Joke of the Day
"What was John Lennon's favorite fruit & place to eat it? A wee olive in a yellow submarine."
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"How much do drum shaped sofas cost? 5 dollars per-cushion."
"He stuck it in the wrong whole http://imgur.com/V7qxO87"
"My girlfriend thinks I'm stalking her. Well, she's not my ""girlfriend."""
"What's green, slimey and smells like pork? Kermit's finger."
"Women belong in the kitchen. Men belong in the kitchen. Everyone belongs in the kitchen. Kitchen has the food, guys"
"How do you find will smith in the snow? You look for fresh prince."
"and so, the squirrel who forgot where he buried his acorn became the squirel who planted this tall beautibful oak tree"
"Women with pasts interest men... they hope history will repeat itself."
"Wait you misunderstood. When I called you ""doll face,"" I was referring to Chucky."