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Joke of the Day
"Why haven't Women landed on the Moon? - Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!"
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"i forgot to mention those pills i gave you might turn you into a sloth [jim is typing] [jim is typing] [jim is typing] [jim is typing] ""ok"""
"What's the difference between Frankenstein and boiled potatoes? You can't mash Frankenstein."
"eer booze and fun!' 'Where do Martians drink beer ? At a mars bar !"
"[1st date] HER: So do you have any hobbies? SALT SHAKER: Nice dress! It would look great on my floor HER: What?! HIM: Just ventriloquism"
"What is Doctor Who's favorite snack? Pop-Tardis"
"How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb Juan."
"I'm fed up with the excuses women come up with to avoid having sex, like: "" I'm tired ."" ""I'm washing my hair."" ""I've got a headache."" ""I am your sister-in-law."""
"First Michael Jackson, and now Neil Armstrong.... The world is running out of moonwalkers"
"[tied up by the mafia] any last requests? ""yes, let me go"" [still gets killed despite finding a loophole cuz the mafia arent very nice]"