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Joke of the Day
"i wish i had a cute laugh but instead i sound like a dying seal"
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"Trump's foreign policy answers sound like a book report from a teenager who hasn't read the book. ""Oh, the grapes! They had so much wrath!"""
"How does Sean Connery shave? CTRL + S"
"ancestry dot com told me my ancestors were ""A Shit Ton of Sketchy Raccoons"". bullshit. i didnt pay 50 bucks for something i already knew"
"If your wife says ""what would you do without me?"" ""Live happily ever after"" is NOT the correct answer. Brrrr it's cold in this doghouse :("
"War does not determine who is right only who is left."
"My principal doesn't allow guns in school... ...So i had to put on a long sleeve shirt"
"Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush? The Naked Ape!"
"A Valentines joke from yours truly, Cyclops <3 x Roses are Red Violets are Red Everything is Red...sigh"
"My wife told me she wanted the body of a stripper. But she screamed when I brought her one."