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Joke of the Day
"What did the lion say to the antelope? RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
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"How does one turn a fox into a pig?.. ...Marry her."
"Me: How's it look? Doc: You have 2 months to live M: WHAT?? You're my dentist! D: Then you don't need to come back for a cleaning in 6 mos"
"I'm a very old fashioned kind of guy (i'll kill you and steal your spices)"
"date: so wat do u wana do next me: why dont we slip into somthing more...convertible [climbs into ferrari] date: omg wow is this ur car me: no"
"Hey baby, I'm a power source, and you're the kind of resistor i'd like to deliver my load to."
"Are u cold? http://imgur.com/qfirGti"
"If you have a donkey and I have a rooster, and your donkey bites off my roosters feet. What do you have? 2 feet of my cock in your ass"
"Q: Did you hear the watermelon joke? A: It's pitful."
"Why did the chicken go to the bathroom? That's where all the cocks hang out."