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Joke of the Day

"The boy was so lazy that he got up a bit earlier so that he could do nothing for a bit longer."

"What's miley cyrus's favourite color? twerkquoise"

"Why did the man go fishing? Just for the halibut."

"I have a deeply religious Muslim friend who knows the Qu'ran back to front Which is the way that the Koran is written. A surprisingly well informed joke about Islam (with apologies to Jimmy Carr)."

"That movie was so bad... ...only Helen Keller liked it."

"Why is Uncle Sam's penis Blue and White? You supply the red."

"I'm not the type of person you should put on speaker phone"

"My mirror and my camera have two completely different ideas of what I look like!"

"*Food hits floor* Little germs: GET IT!!! King Germ: NO! We must wait 5 seconds!"

"One day, i came across a mute man, and he said"